The only problem I have with the piece is the fact that you left out a Hungadunga! You've left out the main one, too. I'm pretty sure Srdja Trifkovic will back me up on this.
But overall, That's a fine letter, Diocletian. That's an epic. That's dandy. Now I want you to make two carbon copies of that letter and throw the original away. And when you get through with that, throw the carbon copies away. Just send the stamp, airmail. That's all. You may go, Diocletian. I may go too.
See this contract here? All you need to do is sign the sanity clause.