A ventriloquist is walking past an Indian farm in the country side. He sees an Indian man tending to his farm and decides to have some fun with him.
He says to the Indian, “How does your dog over there like it here on the farm?” The Indian replies, “Dog not talk.”
The ventriloquist throws his voice and the dog says, “I like it here. The Master is good to me and feeds me well.”
The Indian is amazed. Next, the ventriloquist asks, “What about that cat there? He like it here too?” The Indian replies, “Cats not talk.”
The cat then speaks up, “I love it here. Plenty of mice and my Master the Indian likes to stroke my fur all the time.” The Indian is astounded.
The ventriloquist then looks over to the pen where the sheep are kept. “Hey sheep,” he calls out. “How do you like life here on the farm?”
“Sheep lie!!!!!” the Indian shouts.
That makes the my 'suspect list' Hillbilly, Aggie, Texan, Oklahoman, Scotsman, Irishman, Aussie, Kiwi and Indian (casino not dot). Lots of fun to be had with that joke.
Back on topic. I don't think they use whole pigs for sausage. Only the bad parts.