I believe your wife is blessed with a brave, loving husband. Bless ya man! Sorry for the ridicule you’re facing from some of the guys. Betcha this is the ideal time to mention to the wife how you’d like to buy that boat or whatever you’ve had your eye on.
And thank you for answering comment #20, ‘cause that’s where my mind went right off! :-D
Oh, if your wife still feels a lack of confidence in her new tazer? Offer yourself as a guinea pig once again. Tell her it’s important to get the adrenaline pumping and the device is more effective if you’re holding onto her arm like a real attacker.
Thanks for the kind words. Since I already have a boat, I think a new hunting rifle might be in order. Cheers