[TYVets]

When bad people do bad things, who’s going to stop them? You?”

Very good.

Perhaps you could help me with the saying:

When your cell phone battery is dead, how many minutes until the police arrive?

[Noumenon]

It gets better.

Depending on the situation, you can do it this way:

“When bad people do bad things, who’s going to stop them? You?” Then sweep your coat or vest aside to revel your carry and say, “Or me?”

[Noumenon]

Let’s see:

Cell phone in one hand, pistol in the other.

Which one stops a rapist faster?

And now the bonus question:

Which one stops them PERMANENTLY?

[Pistolshot]

“When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.”