Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

To: Diana in Wisconsin
2 violin/fiddle jokes...

Q: What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin?

A: About $300,000.00

====

Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

12 posted on 09/08/2008 6:18:10 PM PDT by Bosco (Remember how you felt on September 11?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]


To: Bosco

What’s the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You don’t spill beer on a violin.


27 posted on 09/09/2008 9:24:04 AM PDT by dmz
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies ]

To: Bosco
2 violin/fiddle jokes...

Q: Why is a cello better than a violin?

A: They burn longer on a cold winter night.

29 posted on 09/09/2008 12:18:44 PM PDT by TexasRepublic (When hopelessness replaces hope, it opens the door to evil.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson