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To: Doug TX

How do you “cheat” in a beauty contest? Tissue paper in the bra? Junk in the trunk?

7 posted on 09/08/2008 6:18:53 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine (Is /sarc really necessary?)

To: Pearls Before Swine

LOL. my thots exactly.

A small town beauty contest; and they are worried about it.

She’s obviously qualified to compete and place well.

19 posted on 09/08/2008 6:20:44 AM PDT by Blueflag (Res ipsa loquitur)

To: Pearls Before Swine

Superglue.

53 posted on 09/08/2008 6:29:17 AM PDT by CaptainK (...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)

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