[The KG9 Kid]

"... Move your savings, IRA’s, and investment funds out of the banking system. Get out of the stock market. Otherwise you will be throwing your money away.... To take cash out in amounts more than $1000 you have to have two forms of ID, including your check card."

So, when the Apocalypse comes and humanity is fighting over the last scraps while wearing rabbit fur-lined shoulder pads and hockey gear while driving around the desert shooting crossbow bolts at one another from atop our dilapidated cars, make sure that your pockets are filled with wads of worthless paper rectangles imprinted with portraits of leaders of the old fallen Republic.

[silverleaf]

"... Move your savings, IRA’s, and investment funds out of the banking system. Get out of the stock market. Otherwise you will be throwing your money away.... To take cash out in amounts more than $1000 you have to have two forms of ID, including your check card."

So, when the Apocalypse comes and humanity is fighting over the last scraps while wearing rabbit fur-lined shoulder pads and hockey gear while driving around the desert shooting crossbow bolts at one another from atop our dilapidated cars, make sure that your pockets are filled with wads of worthless paper rectangles imprinted with portraits of leaders of the old fallen Republic

So, what's in YOUR wallet?

[Jack Black]

Luckily I have spent the last 10 years becoming an ace with my boomerang. I can live forever in the high desert off of rabbits with nothing more than a loin-cloth and my trusty 'rang.

So, until the unthinkable happens and Bush's storm troopers descend on my house at 4AM to hustle me onto a black helicopter I'm going to continue to enjoy the good life: great steaks, fine whiskey, the occasional cigar, internet access, the new season of Sarah Conners Chronicle, and most importantly the NFL season which starts soon.

but, make no mistake. I am a survivor!

[Tijeras_Slim]

And I laughed at them when they told me to buy gold.