To: Alouette
A moose once bit Sarah Palin’s sister. It was the last thing he ever did.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. When the Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin drank Daniel Plainview's milkshake.
Sarah Palin doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. Sarah Palin goes killing.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Sarah Palin has allowed to live.
27 posted on
08/31/2008 6:05:54 PM PDT by
lesser_satan
(Satire today, headlines tomorrow...)
To: lesser_satan
Can I borrow this for a tag?
Sarah Palin doesn’t go hunting. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. Sarah Palin goes killing.
40 posted on
08/31/2008 7:22:16 PM PDT by
GOPJ
(Sarah Palin doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. Sarah Palin goes killing)
To: lesser_satan
A moose once bit Sarah Palin’s sister. It was the last thing he ever did. Stuning! It cheesed her off, so she beebered it.
56 posted on
09/01/2008 10:46:26 AM PDT by
ApplegateRanch
(The Great Obamanation of Desolation, attempting to sit in the Oval Office, where he ought not..)
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