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October Surprise Prediction: Michelle Obama Pregnant
Thin Air ^ | freeplancer

Posted on 08/27/2008 8:52:35 PM PDT by freeplancer

Let it be known on this day that I predict Michelle Obama will come up pregnant before the election. Where would I get such a crazy idea? Hillary! That's right, Hillary Rodham Clinton. Let's see who can remember this gem from 1996.

In the run up to the 1996 primaries, the polls were not looking so great for the Clintons and they had no idea there was a cake walk ahead of them. Although the Republicans were riding the "Contract with America" wave, Bob Dole was just beginning to spend his war chest fighting off party rivals, even though everyone knew Dole would be the Repbulican nominee. It was around this time that the Clinton "war room" came up with a dandy.

Somewhere in a spring issue of Time Magazine, there was a story that mentioned that Hillary would like to have another child. Not only were they "talking" about having another child, but they were talking about adopting one with "special needs". As soon as I read it, I called BS. Everyone on this planet knows that Hillary is at best, an accidental mother, and she is just about the farthest thing away from being a loving and caring nurturer. She would surely give a helpless child all the care and love that the hired help could provide.

Between dripping the "F" bomb on the secret service guys all day, throwing ash trays at Bill, and hanging all those dildos on the White House Christmas Tree, I doubt she would have any tolerance left for a needy child. Regarless, the stunt was pure evil genius.

Jump to now. The Obamas have been freebasing arrogance and tripping on ego, so what would any addict do to stay high? Anything, everything. Being pregnant would make Michelle bulletproof. It would be Mother Mary and The Messiah. Who the heck could not vote for that?


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To: celtic gal
Ok...I take it back...she has a big mouth...

That can't be disputed. You're right.

41 posted on 08/28/2008 4:39:20 PM PDT by ottbmare
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