[Soliton]

If that doesn't sounds like a "metaphysical research program" I don't know what does. Popper was right the first time. He should never have retracted it.

It is an interesting hypothesis with a foundation in fact.

[massgopguy]

I can’t seem to face up to the facts
I’m tense and nervous and I can’t relax
This Colonel Sanders job is getting me down
a crazy chicken chasing me all over town

Psycho Chicken (What the cluck?)
Buc buc buc buc buc buc buc buc buc buc
Psycho Chicken

COLONEL SANDERS WANTS TO COOK HIS GOOSE
BUT PSYCHO CHICKEN’S STILL ON THE LOOSE
They caught him down in Ohio
the cut off his head and they put him in an oven
Put him in a box right next a roll
Put cole slaw near his head and someone took him home
ate him for lunch and he tasted real fine
But the guy who ate him
JUST LOST MIND!

Psycho Chicken (What the cluck?)