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To: Soliton

I’ve been proposing for years - even here - that bigger-brained Neanderthal was so much smarter than Cro-Magnon man that the average Neanderthal group was as smart as the average college faculty. So while Cro-Magnon was getting on with tinkering, making improved tools and inventing (eventually) the steam engine, Neanderthal was considering transfinite numbers, forming small music appreciation socities and generally saying “Om,” to their eventual disadvantage.

Well, it’s a theory. ;^)


5 posted on 08/25/2008 4:54:22 PM PDT by Grut
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To: Grut
It's worse than that.

They actually came up with a proof for the proposition:

I think therefore I am not.

and subsequently vanished.

9 posted on 08/25/2008 5:22:37 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear
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To: Grut
You're onto something there:
I saw a bunch of them on TV tonight.
17 posted on 08/25/2008 9:17:17 PM PDT by norton
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To: Grut; SunkenCiv

My theory is that Neanderthal women were such butt-ugly redheads that not even their own males would breed with them. You never see one in the Geico commercials do you?


21 posted on 08/26/2008 4:26:52 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Just another event in the long series of bitter disappointments that has become my life.)
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To: Grut

And maybe like modern college professors, they didn’t have time for kids any more.


22 posted on 08/26/2008 5:09:44 AM PDT by ThanhPhero (di hanh huong den La Vang)
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