[CPOSharky]

Arrest the people laughing at him...

Arrest the home owner for maintaining a a dangerous attractive nuisance.

Give the burgler a cash settlement for embarassment.

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

Arrest the people laughing at him... Arrest the home owner for maintaining a a dangerous attractive nuisance. Give the burgler a cash settlement for embarassment.

I was thinking along the same lines. Somehow, either the owner or the neighbors have violated this poor soul's rights.