[Yossarian]

1. Have kids;
2. See abortion eliminated;
3. Enact a flat tax;
4. See Detroit Lions have competent ownership;
5. Get a handicap of 3 in ski racing;
6. Tour a free China;
7. Own a home in the mountains and ski 50 days a year;
8. Own a Ferrari;
9. Hike Half Dome again (post health problems);
10. Start up a company that reflects my values (in progress);

    .....
    
    and
    
    ....

11. FREE LAZAMATAZ!

[Hacksaw]

Hike Half Dome again (post health problems);

That sounds like something interesting.