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[Grizzled Bear]

I was kicked out of a restaurant. The sign said “wet paint.” How would I know they didn't mean it that way?

[humblegunner]

I thought it was Humble’s turn to keep track of where the bodies are hidden.

I updated the spreadsheet on Friday.

It's Eaker's turn now.

Actually, it was his turn on the 16th but I cover for him sometimes.

[Eaker]

How was I supposed to know?

It’s my first day!

Speaking of which have y’all noticed a bunch of n00bie sissy sallys joining up lately with their lil hearts on their lacy sleeves?

[Neuromancer]

Please remember the difference between an AI and a computer:

A computer can answer (very quickly) yes or no.

An AI can answer “maybe”.

Regards

[ApplegateRanch]

Professional guests may have their parking tickets validated.

You menan there are places that pay one to be a guest?

Where do I sign up?

[ApplegateRanch]

Can you use html in articles?

If this is a request for information, then:

Yes I can; and, with a few brief lessons, so can you!

If it is a poll, then just plain "yes", though check boxes would have been a nice touch.

[steveo]

A more dangerous unit

[steveo]

void where prohibited.

[Tennessee_Bob]

And blink, too. I liked giving people epileptic seizures.

Guess what I just found out?

[MHGinTN]

Getting them to hold still for that must be somethin’!

[Still Thinking]

Nah, you just tell ‘em it’s either that or listen to an Obama speech!

[smokingfrog]

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Loose lips sink ships.

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[Slings and Arrows]

It’s Internet Explorer that doesn’t recognize the blink tags. Curse you Bill Gates!

[Lurker]

Those signs need to be much more specific.

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