>You also never hear stories about cats attacking anyone...<
Don’t be so sure (c;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeMOE1ARoI0
Wish you could find the entire segment of “Funny Cats” from AFV or 1 of those silly video shows, which includes that. I think YouTube was made to pull it for copyright, because I can’t find it now and was sure it was on my favorite list.
There was a genuine story of a CT cat who was a nuisance because he kept attacking people - really, not just this cute thing.
But, that’s just the exception that proves the rule.