[D Rider]

Well this is no joking matter... For a third offense, life in prison without parole and no library privileges at the prison either.

That ought to teach them.

Try the decaffeinated, and if you really really just have to read a book there is always Amazon.com.

[SamAdams76]

I understand about Amazon.com but the fact is that I shouldn't have to purchase a book if I can read it for free at the library. I mean, I don't mind paying for books that I read more than once and in fact I have a large personal library of "classics" in my home that I purchased brand new from bookstores and websites like Amazon.com.

But what about books that are worth reading but not worth paying for because you likely will just skim through them and never read again? Like for instance the library book I am reading now about NASA and the conspiracy theories about how they are supposedly covering up evidence of life throughout the solar system? It took me months to finally get that book because some nimrod stuck it under his bed and forgot about it for some period of time.

Anyway, I'm sure that the "face" on Mars is just a trick of light.