[NicknamedBob]

"I’m going to drink some wine and read a magazine now. Maybe a cat will turn up!"

If you're finding cats as you open magazines, you're being much too hasty in your tidying up.

[Monkey Face]

Catz have a tendency to be wherever the “action” is. Magazines, fridges, books, cupboards, bookcases....carseats, recliners (usually where they can immediately be used as a siren as soon as the occupant reclines) and beds.

Often the only throw rug in a doorway will contain a cat that is glued to it.