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To: Monkey Face

Hi. DP bought a new carafe for the coffee pot. Vlad weighs 33 lbs. James and Pat weigh 40 each. Pat is mumbling about accelerating his gravity compensator.


1,627 posted on 09/23/2008 3:58:24 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Even for a thin-skinned solipsistic narcissist, Obama seems a frightful po-faced pill." ~Mark Steyn)
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To: Tax-chick

YOIKS! Your boys are something else!
Tell Pat his gravity compensator will accelerate only as long as is necessary for him to eat his meals. Once the meal is inside him, his gravity will return to normal.


1,631 posted on 09/23/2008 4:06:25 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist ~~ they don't expect it back.)
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