[Darksheare]

“He has hair, is a well behaved baby.”

In my family, that last part would need to be translated out as “Has not yet ignited flammable objects nor detonated anything yet.”

[Monkey Face]

And you had to ‘splain that because....?

(I mean, you ARE in a Darks Family...)

[ThomasThomas]

“Has not yet ignited flammable objects nor detonated anything yet.”

“He has hair, is a well behaved baby.”

Both these could work as taglines.