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[Tax-chick]

[Fresh Wind]

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[airborne]

I like it! 8^)

[bcsco]

Thanks!

[Monkey Face]

Morning. I have a frog in my throat. I ate it so nothing worse could happen the rest of the day, and it got stuck.

(Darks. I know you’re out there, lurking.)

[ThomasThomas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvU9Ex3PPDs

Is Trig his name or is it short for some thing?

[NicknamedBob]

When Jim Henson died, his creation, Kermit, explained his feelings.

"I have a people in my throat."

Brian Henson does the voice now.

[Tunehead54]

Reference bump - eeny, meeny, miney ... ;-)

[Monkey Face]

Oh, Thomas...it’s WAY too early for trivia!

[Monkey Face]

Kermie and I have been buds for years. In fact, my parakeets all have Muppet names.

Rowf (Of Jimmy Dean Show fame) was the first Muppet to be exposed to America. The other Muppets were soon to follow. Jim Henson invented the word Muppet, and left quite a legacy.

While he was alive, Brian used to do the voice of Robin, Kermit’s nephew.

[LivingNet]

I think she’s super serial.

[rottndog]

Holy macaroni....and a new thread too....

[rottndog]

You are about to become immortal. ;-)

And now that this thread is Undead, you are.

[rottndog]

Monday Morning Funny!

[Monkey Face]

*ohno*
*not again*

ROTFL!

[rottndog]

Puts a smile on my face every time I see it!

[sionnsar]

I haven’t even gotten to coffee yet, though I got some for LoM.

[Genesis defender]

Hi ‘Face. I do believe the correct spelling of the dog’s name is Rowlf, but it’s hard to keep track of all of them anyway.

I’ve got a major league case of depression going here. I had a big argument with my little guy’s mom, and now that he’s gone for the week I’m here alone with my chores.

[Monkey Face]

I think you’re right about Rowlf!

Well, you may be alone in your apartment, but you have all of us!

[Monkey Face]

That guy is almost as corny as the guy that did his Elvis impression and Mighty Mouse impression to a phonograph. Can’t think of his name, but he played on “Taxi.” (Latka, I think his role was.) I dunno. He died too young, anyway.