[MtnClimber]

Just when you thought you would never need it, your self-defense cow is put to good use!

[Sax]

Bears eat roots and tubers. By nature, they’ve built up an impressive physical stature with extraordinarly stout forelimbs, shoulders, and skulls. Beyond that, they are a bit of a rooter. Cats, dogs, and anything that might remotely be confused as predatory, or simply “in charge” might serve to give most run-of-the-mill bears pause. Then again, during rut, or some other period of annoyance, they might not. They’re not predictable creatures.

[rawhide]

A cow named Apple confronts a bear climbing over a fence into her pasture after the bear had been found in an apple tree in Hygiene, Colo., on Sunday, Aug. 17, 2008. Officers with the Colorado Division of Wildlife were called to the scene, but by the time they arrived the bear was gone. (Longmont Times-Call | Penny Cox)

[rdl6989]

That’s funny right there.

[SunkenCiv]

Pretty soon all the female bears will be getting inflatable fake cows to put in the passenger seat.

Indiana Dairy Unveils the Big Cheese
Hoosier Ag Today News | August 11, 2008 | Andy Eubank
Posted on 08/12/2008 9:06:43 PM PDT by smokingfrog
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2060965/posts

[4yearlurker]

Bovines and beeves rule!

Taste great too!

[woofie]

I have met Apple

[Daffynition]

Yeah ... well, just wait 'til you see what the children look like in a couple of months...