I pop my neighbors dog on the nose every time he licks me on the arm. Every time. Some day he’ll learn.
About 3 doors down they have this little white dog that jumps up on your legs. I hate that. If I see it coming I will put my foot out to keep it off me, but as soon as I turn my back, bang. Usually I just lift my knee and push it down but that dog is so dumb it doesn’t get it and frankly, the owners are 95% of the problem. About a year ago that knee came up a little too quick and the dumb dog when over backwards. ‘Mommy’ wasn’t to happy about that. Of course I was wearing shorts and wasn’t exactly happy about the scratches either.