[Andonius_99]

From the article:

*The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
*It weighs over five hundred pounds.
*The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
*It is male.
*It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
*It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and five toes on each foot.
*The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
*Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.
*From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
*The creatures walk upright.

They found my missing uncle!

[Tijeras_Slim]

*The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
*It weighs over five hundred pounds.
*The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
*It is male.
*It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
*It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and five toes on each foot.
*The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
*Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.
*From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
*The creatures walk upright.

Until that last one I figured they’d found Squantos after a night of shooters at Amagustos.

[Ignatz]

• *The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
• *It weighs over five hundred pounds.
• *The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
• *It is male.
• *It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
• *It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and five toes on each foot.
• *The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
• *Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.
• *From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.

  
  "He vould have an enormous schvanzstucker!"