The sixth-grader fired the ace Wednesday on the 150-yard, par-3 sixth hole at the neighboring Mandan Municipal Golf Course, using a driver borrowed from his buddy.
Clearly a violation of Rule 4-4(a) and therefore not an ace.
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Congrats, kid! That Ace is the worst thing that could ever have happened to you, because now you're going to be hooked on golf for the rest of your natural life.