It seems that we've hit upon a business opportunity for you! You could open up an eclectic health spa at your lake and offer beauty packages including the 'baby fish nibbling at your toes' treatment as well as burying women in the mud up to their chins on the shore.....you could also teach them how to fish (for an extra fee, of course)
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Gosh.
I’d probably get sued by some liberal when a danged gar came up and nibbled a toe off!!!
Then, when I buried these liberal “air head” women in mud, I might want to keep them there. Their husbands might even pay me to do so, while I walked the husbands around the lakeshore, giving them lessons on catching big bluegill on popping bugs and a flyrod.
Shiite, that’s it, I could make money this way (I have thought about taking up a second career in my mid life crisis).
I actually thought I might take up playing a banjo, but this idea is better. I could charge the metro men big bucks while they also shell out the dough for me to keep their yapping “chihuah,” women buried in mud. I could run over between taking the fish off the hook for the men, and do some Yoga for the new age chicks. I could bolster their self esteem and tell them I am really the Caucausion “Oprah.”
Of course, taking fish off the hook is not conducive to false fingrnails, but I could fill in for them.
The possibilities are endless. Thank you for suggesting this!!!!