Years ago, I worked with a goofy older Brit who did most of his ablutions the old fashioned way: at the barber shop.
He'd say he was going for a shave and a "hot blow job", which ended up meaning getting his hair fluffed with a dryer.
Here in the USA, or at least in areas other than Nevada, posting a price list with items like that on it at your 'barber shop' would entitle you to six months' worth of covert FBI surveillance before one of the agents simply got fed up with the whole matter and walked in the front door and advised the owner that his price list could be 'misinterpreted' by some. :-)
