Bizarre Creature Washes Up On N.Y. Shore

WNBC ^ | 7/31/08

[philled]

OK, I'm not sure what it is but I've got three guesses.

My first thought was this was part of a promo for the new X-Files movie. But, from what I've read about the movie it doesn't seem to fit.

Could it be the younger sister of Helen Thomas?

I've read that the Obambi campaign is trying to soften the image of the annointed one's wife. This thing does appear to be flipping the bird- could it possibly be America's Unhappiest Millionaire midway through her makeover?

[MeanWestTexan]

It’s either a racoon or a dog.

[mobacho]

Hey it might just be a relative of Keith Overbite !

[InsensitiveConservative]

A shaved beaver?

Thanks for that! I just spit Coke on my keyboard.

[InsensitiveConservative]

[Toespi]

turtle-like

[ravingnutter]

Those two front teeth are strange

[dead]

[Clint N. Suhks]

Twas only a matter of time...

[GOPyouth]

[weeder]

That’s Charles Schumer’s aborted love child.

[Defiant]

You beat me to it. Nothing more bizarre than the beak on that one!

[Trajan88]

I think that beast often goes by the name of Waxman... from California.

Very slimy, ugly.

[HollyB]

whatever it is, looks like its front two legs were tied together.

[SunkenCiv]

dead tortoise out of its shell.

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