Morford is getting misty eyed at the prospect of being unable to buy dainty little treats for his buddy Bert Ward, soon to be a new inmate in the Bureau of Federal Prisons.
Don’t worry Markie-Mark, Bert will wait for you.
Don’t know about his fellow inmates though.
Good luck with that.
Who is this pansy?
Whenever I see the above rant--and I've seen it thousands of times in the last 42 years--I always think, "This is what the libs don't like--FREEDOM. They can't criticize the fact that we have a nation which allows CHOICE (the real kind) for its citizens, so what do they do with their anti-capitalist rage? They portray ALL Americans as overfed, material-fattened pigs.
Then, when economic news shows people aren't spending as much as they used to, they shout "Capitalism has failed!"
What an old bore this guy is. That commie crap was old when I was a baby.
“...or the simple act of, let’s say, tasteful restraint.”
tasteful restraint and Morford. Two entities that do not go together.
[cue Larry Winget]
“Markie, shut up, stop whinin’ and get a life!”
“or the simple act of, let’s say, tasteful restraint.”
I’m sure Morford knows a lot about tasteful restraint.
San Francisco is about the last place I would choose to live in.