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It was fun being a baby boomer... Until now. Some of the artists of the 60’s
are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

Herman’s Hermits-— Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker.

Ringo Starr-— I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees-— How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Bobby Darin-— Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash.

Roberta Flack-— The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash-— I Can’t See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon-— Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores-— Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye-— Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem-— A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer-— You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations-— Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba-— Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando-— Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy-— I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore —— It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To.

And my favorite:

Willie Nelson-— On the Commode Again