I prefer the silly ones as well:
I’m a vapire, and I’m chasing a motorcycle down the road.
The rider is yelling at me “Go awaaaaay!”, and I’m sorta just hovering along right behind him, kinda just picking on him.
Then I see a playground, and some kid is out there.
Annoy the kid?
Sure, why not, so I fly over and buzz the swing set a few times, land, and then the kid throws pebbles at me and pokes me with twigs.
All while I pretend to be scared.
Motorcycle guy is still screaming, but he’s hiding behind a chainlink fence.
Then I woke up because my cat landed on me.
*sigh*
Just when the dream was getting outlandish.
Isn't it funny where our minds wander while we are sleeping?