LOL
It pays to be able to laugh about seniors when you are getting there!
Where Is My Paper?
The irate customer calling the newspaper offices, loudly
demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.
Maam, said the employee, today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered til Sunday.
There was quite a pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition.
So thats why no one was in church today.