Replies

OK, jaycee, I'm taking the bait.

1. You know you live in Las Vegas when you're at the grocery store and you pass Elvis and don't think twice (and no one else does, either).

2. You know you live in Las Vegas when (you've HAD breast implants and) everyone still has bigger boobs than you, and that includes the mannequins, the 17 year olds, the transgenders, and the drag queens.

3. You know you live in Las Vegas when it never goes below 90 degrees for 4 months out of the year.

4. You know you live in Las Vegas when most of your friends have had some sort of “work” done (or plan to in the near future).

5. You know you live in Las Vegas when the biggest talk of the town is the new casino going up.

6. You know you live in Las Vegas when your friends come to see “you” but disappear on the strip for 3 days. Then they call 2 hours before they're supposed to leave town for a shower and a meal.

7. You know you live in Las Vegas when all the kids you know go to private school.

8. You know you live in Las Vegas when you go to a buffet for Thanksgiving dinner.

9. You know you live in Las Vegas when all the women at your gym are either strippers, blackjack dealers, or stay-at-home-moms.

10. You know you live in Las Vegas when you do everything possible to stay off of the strip.

11. You know you live in Las Vegas when stripper pole lessons are the new aerobics classes. Feel the burn!

12. You know you live in Las Vegas when driving in LA traffic no longer scares you.

.

Wow, you’re loaded for bear this morning. I loved that. My friend sent me one about Floridians and one for Vegas! She lives in Florida. There’s one of these for every state...I got one the other day about Tennessee girls, but I couldn’t post it becaue I didn’t want to go to Siberia!

LOL

Thanks, OESY. These are funny.