I know it’s childish, but right here in the U.S., on Long Island, one of the bodegas was selling Carribean-chicken-flavored instant soup mix.
But the label simply said, in large letters: “Cock soup mix.”
Of course, I had to buy one for a buddy of mine, just so I could tell him I knew he’d like it because it was chock full of genuine Jamaican cock flavor.
Next time, I’m buying him a bottle of Jerk Sauce.
Just sayin’...