[numberonepal]

It is way easier to make beer than it is to grow Mary Jane.

[fr_freak]

It is way easier to make beer than it is to grow Mary Jane.

Only if someone else grows your hops and barley for you.

That reminds me of a joke:

One day, a famous professor of evolution is standing on a mountainside, shaking his fist at the sky, shouting "I believe mankind came from a single cell organism. We have demonstrated in the lab how organic compounds can arise from the right primordial soup under the right conditions, and how those compounds could organize into simple organisms, given the right conditions and enough time, and how those simple organisms can evolve into more complex beings and eventually man!"

The professor continued, "In fact, I am so confident in this process, that I believe I can create life from nothing every bit as well as God. If there is a God, I challenge You to a contest. Let us see if I can't match you!"

A booming voice comes from the sky, "I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE. I WILL PROVIDE YOU ACCESS TO THE MOST POWERFUL COMPUTERS ON EARTH TO PERFORM YOUR CALCULATIONS. I WILL PROVIDE ANY TOOLS OR EQUIPMENT YOU MIGHT NEED. I WILL STOP YOU FROM AGEING OR GETTING SICK UNTIL YOU ARE FINISHED. YOU MAY BEGIN IMMEDIATELY."

The professor clasps his hands with glee and says, "Yes! I will get started right away. I will begin with the most basic components." With that, the professor reaches down and grabs a handful of dirt.

"HEY - GET YOUR OWN DIRT."