There must be something in that New England climate or water that makes women take to the hatchet.
Remember Lizzie Borden and her forty whacks?
Just really bad PMS up here!
The scene of the Borden murders is now a bed-and-breakfast:
http://www.lizzie-borden.com/Rooms.aspx
Poor Lizzie. No one would have given a second look if it had been “bikini wax” instead...