[SunkenCiv]

What if I told you I have a yourataur?

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

What if I told you I have a yourataur?

Is it part lion, part rayon?

No...that would be a leotaur...d.

For every thing
Taur, Taur, Taur, Taur
there is a season
Taur, Taur, Taur, Taur
A time to tear dactyls
A time for putting torn dactyls together.

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[Billthedrill]

Archaeologists find 9,000-year-old rhino remains in Urals

Well of course it does! Where's it gonna go? At 9000 I wouldn't be budging from the rocking chair either. Dang kids and their mopeds and their disco music...