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To: DBCJR

How come Newsweak isn’t as soft as toilet paper?

9 posted on 07/28/2008 12:42:18 PM PDT by max americana

To: max americana

How come Newsweak isn’t as soft as toilet paper?

Because it's not meant for wiping with, it's designed to be utilized as a bird cage liner.

12 posted on 07/28/2008 12:47:23 PM PDT by tx_eggman (Privatizing profits and socializing losses is no way to run an economy)

To: max americana

You have to keep crumpling it up until it gets soft before you use it, so you don’t cut yourself, and the ink stains your butt.

13 posted on 07/28/2008 12:50:48 PM PDT by Pistolshot (We need a powerful remedy for NO B.O.)

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