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Posted on 07/26/2008 8:26:44 AM PDT by Shruet

Zots alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of medication which liberals find themselves in during the day, how long we have been striving for zotness? Not only the years we've been at zot. But from the moment as a child when we realized that trolls could be zotted. It has been a lifetime struggle , a never-ending zot!, I say to you! , and you will understand that it is a privilege to zot! We are moderators!! Americans I ask you, once more zot and be worthy of this historical hour! The liberals will conjure up images of our freepers and they will insult our patriots as murderers. This is our duty to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone. I say, Americans of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce!, for it is together, together that we zotvail! We must never cede control of the capacitor bank for it is together that we prevail!


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To: sionnsar; Tax-chick

No, haven’t seen any cow pajamas....plenty of cows though.


1,961 posted on 08/31/2008 11:37:19 AM PDT by rottndog (Government is a necessary evil, but as with all evils, the less of it the better.)
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To: rottndog

Got humidity?


1,962 posted on 08/31/2008 12:00:14 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: Monkey Face; rottndog

We have 90 degrees and ghastly humidity, with occasional sprinkles of rain. Too bad nobody’s found my cow pajamas, but Vlad told me I was cute anyway. I told him he was cute, too, and he said, “Of course I am. I’m the baby! I’m nice, too!” Then I asked him if Anoreth was cute, and he said, “No, he’s not cute. She’s a brother!”


1,963 posted on 08/31/2008 12:25:31 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What would Sarah Palin do?)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!

The Baby is ALWAYS cute, and always trumps the brother, even the one of the opposite sex!

LOL!


1,964 posted on 08/31/2008 12:34:34 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: Monkey Face

Vlad has trouble with the idea that Anoreth is a sister. It’s just because she wears the same type of clothes as Bill does. The rest of her auto-shop class certainly doesn’t think she’s a brother!

I didn’t get to deliver my Boy Scouts announcement in Spanish. The service ran long - baptisms - and the coordinator forgot about it because it wasn’t on her announcement page. I’ll make sure I get it in next week. I got some help from the BSA’s Spanish website!


1,965 posted on 08/31/2008 12:42:40 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What would Sarah Palin do?)
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To: Tax-chick

At Vlad’s age, all men are “Daddys” and all siblings are interchangeable. So are grammas!

In our family, all us grammas are “Gramma-Aunties.” It works, because the little ones can accept Gramma, but get confused when “Auntie” looks like a gramma.

:o]


1,966 posted on 08/31/2008 12:51:21 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: Monkey Face

Vlad is very clear about who his Daddy is! And he’s got his grandparents nailed from their pictures. James has decided he doesn’t need a father, or any other family members: “I’m not your James, I’m Mama’s James!”


1,967 posted on 08/31/2008 1:00:30 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What would Sarah Palin do?)
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To: Tax-chick

WELL!
LOL!

I guess that makes it quite plain!
When my son was that age, every sailor he saw on the base was “Daddy.”

My son was hilarious. He was acting up in a cafe once, and I was trying to settle him down. I was at my wit’s end, because he was NEVER that way!

Finally, I got up and told him to stay put, and went into the hallway to the bathrooms. I took a deep breath and stepped back out into the cafe and of course, his eyes never left me.

He said, “HI, Mama!!” I said, “Who are you calling ‘Mama?’ I don’t know you!” He stuck his cute little face up to mine, put both his little hands on my cheeks and said, “Hi, Mama! I’m CABIN!” (Kevin)

Yah. Mama’s James works, BIG time!


1,968 posted on 08/31/2008 1:09:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: Monkey Face

Being James’s one-and-only is quite a job.


1,969 posted on 08/31/2008 1:12:17 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What would Sarah Palin do?)
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To: Tax-chick

But you wouldn’t trade it!
I mean, just think: James and James, at your beck and call. Who else has two such charming young blades worshipping at her feet?

My son is old and ugly now. It’s been 40 years since I could hold him in my arms!


1,970 posted on 08/31/2008 1:15:31 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: Monkey Face
Yes, but the shoes by recliner are the pair of shoes I do yard work in. I need my sunday go to meeting shoes.


1,971 posted on 08/31/2008 1:27:05 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (There is a line fine between multi-tasking and attention deficit disorder and I)
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To: Monkey Face

And their tomato snake, James! Of course, I’m totally crazy about the James. If only they didn’t dribble quite so much :-).


1,972 posted on 08/31/2008 1:28:06 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What would Sarah Palin do?)
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To: ThomasThomas

Sit in the back pew. No one will notice your shoes.
Great looking line-up, there!


1,973 posted on 08/31/2008 1:28:46 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: ThomasThomas

Dang, look at the ears on those boys - they look like my Dad’s uncles!


1,974 posted on 08/31/2008 1:28:49 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What would Sarah Palin do?)
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To: Tax-chick

Ah! The Jameses have a tomato snake? How did James the tomato snake know that James and James had tomatoes?

What a lucky circumstance for all the Jameses!


1,975 posted on 08/31/2008 1:31:32 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: Monkey Face

They got the tomato snake when they learned to use the toilet; it’s the traditional gift. Vlad would like a tomato snake, but he doesn’t want any of his brothers, including Anoreth, to take him to the bathroom.


1,976 posted on 08/31/2008 1:33:25 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What would Sarah Palin do?)
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To: Tax-chick; ThomasThomas

The one on the far right looks like my son’s dad, without the glasses. Uncannily so. But there were no girls in the family, and I suspect the photographees are of a younger circa.


1,977 posted on 08/31/2008 1:34:30 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: Tax-chick

Wellden. Vlad may want something else, instead of a tomato snake. As for having company when going to the bathroom...I’m with Vlad. Or not.


1,978 posted on 08/31/2008 1:36:07 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: Monkey Face

It’s a color picture, so maybe late 50’s? I had a little outfit like the girl is wearing in the late 60’s, but my mom shopped at Navy Relief.


1,979 posted on 08/31/2008 1:36:23 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What would Sarah Palin do?)
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To: Monkey Face

2-year-olds can’t go to the bathroom by themselves. They make puddles.


1,980 posted on 08/31/2008 1:37:27 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What would Sarah Palin do?)
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