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Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.

Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.
Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and
willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you
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Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, (well shyness anyway) and you will discover
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Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use
Tequila. However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness,
loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur,
table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night
rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Tequila. Leave Shyness Behind.


20 posted on 07/25/2008 1:35:22 PM PDT by martin_fierro (FREE LAZZY, YOU BASTARDS!)
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To: martin_fierro; glock rocks; SouthTexas; tubebender

These folks make a lot of stuff including tequila and Everclear.
http://www.luxco.com/home.html
I vaguely recall drinking both in my yout’. real vaguely, especially, the everclear. :}


21 posted on 07/25/2008 1:52:33 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed ... ICE toll-free tip hotline 1-866-DHS-2-ICE ... 9/11 .. Never FoRget!!!)
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To: martin_fierro

One tequila

Two tequila

Three tequila

Floor.........


23 posted on 07/25/2008 3:09:27 PM PDT by EggsAckley ( "the difference between Obama and Osama is just a little b.s.")
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