I’m sure your toddler could take down an elk, especially if it was intoxicated.
Nublet would lead it home and try to get us to keep it. One of the proudest moments of her young life was going with Mommy to the rental office and excitedly babbling to the office drone about the bird she saw trapped inside a screened porch. “And, and, and we gotta WESCUE IT!”
Budding little Diego, my daughter.
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