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Drunken elk meets sorry end after toddler attack
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| peter simpson
Posted on 07/23/2008 9:03:23 AM PDT by Ron Jeremy
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To: Ron Jeremy
Hmmmmm...drunken elk jerky....
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posted on
07/23/2008 9:05:37 AM PDT
by
2banana
(My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
To: Ron Jeremy
Good thing they still have weapons in Sweden.
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posted on
07/23/2008 9:06:27 AM PDT
by
stuartcr
(Election year.....Who we gonna hate, in '08?)
To: Ron Jeremy
"It bit me on the arm," the terrified toddler said to the Aftonbladet newspaper. My sister... oh, never mind.
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posted on
07/23/2008 9:06:37 AM PDT
by
6SJ7
To: 2banana
Hmmmmm...drunken elk jerky....Wonder if it tastes like kobe beef?
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posted on
07/23/2008 9:07:21 AM PDT
by
Night Hides Not
(John McCain is Lucy, McCainiacs are Charlie Brown, and the football is a secure border.)
To: BlackElk
And this is why poster Black Elk is a near teetotaler.
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posted on
07/23/2008 9:10:16 AM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics)
To: 6SJ7
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posted on
07/23/2008 9:10:36 AM PDT
by
woollyone
(100 rounds per week totals over 5000 rounds in a year. Just thought you'd want to know.)
To: 2banana
Drunken Elk - needs no marinade!
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posted on
07/23/2008 9:10:57 AM PDT
by
bamahead
(Avoid self-righteousness like the devil- nothing is so self-blinding. -- B.H. Liddell Hart)
To: Ron Jeremy
The elk, which was apparently drunk after having binged on yeasted apples Elkahol poisoning.
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posted on
07/23/2008 9:11:35 AM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves.)
To: Ron Jeremy
...and w/no cheese, either.
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posted on
07/23/2008 9:11:55 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(If you aren't "advancing" your arguments,your losing "the battle of Ideas"...libs,hates the facts 8^)
To: Ron Jeremy
To: Ron Jeremy
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posted on
07/23/2008 9:17:39 AM PDT
by
weegee
(Obama loves America like Bill loves Hillary.)
To: Billthedrill
sometimes...the headlines, write themselves.
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posted on
07/23/2008 9:19:28 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(If you aren't "advancing" your arguments,your losing "the battle of Ideas"...libs,hates the facts 8^)
To: elkfersupper
Where were you on Monday?
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posted on
07/23/2008 9:20:05 AM PDT
by
Calpernia
(Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
To: Ron Jeremy
Now we have...
An elk bit my toddler.
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posted on
07/23/2008 9:21:08 AM PDT
by
Calpernia
(Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
To: Ron Jeremy
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posted on
07/23/2008 9:21:09 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
(" an armed society is a polite society" Heinlein "MOLON LABE!" Leonidas of Sparta)
To: weegee
>>>Are elk bites nasty?
Only if you’re sister is eating cheese at the time.
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posted on
07/23/2008 9:22:14 AM PDT
by
Calpernia
(Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
To: Ron Jeremy
Good thing it wasn’t a moose.
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posted on
07/23/2008 9:23:49 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(ISLAM IS THE SPIRIT OF ANTICHRIST, DIRECTED BY SATAN AND HIS FALLEN MINIONS.)
To: 2banana
To: Ron Jeremy
Sozzled Elks Hound Old Folks Home
This elk is likely to have a clearer head than the Swedish pair
An old people’s home in Sweden found itself under siege from two drunks.
But these were no ordinary drinkers - the tipsy pair were elks who had come upon some fermented apples outside the home in Sibbhult, southern Sweden.
The cow and her calf developed such a taste for the intoxicating fruit they refused to bow to police attempts to chase them away from the home.
Police officers were forced to take tougher measures to make them leave, bringing in a hunter with a dog.
The elks did not need telling twice, and left without protest.
The only thing police needed to do to ensure the pie-eyed pair did not return was remove the remaining apples, police chief Bengt Hallberg said.
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posted on
07/23/2008 9:24:03 AM PDT
by
Sax
(this idea was not a practical deterrent, for reasons which, at this moment, must be all too obvious)
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