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Woman savaged by kangaroo saved by dog -- son
AFP ^ | Jul 19, 2008 | Unknown

Posted on 07/19/2008 5:06:37 PM PDT by decimon

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1 posted on 07/19/2008 5:06:38 PM PDT by decimon
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To: decimon

That headline, it sounds so...well, so sexual.


2 posted on 07/19/2008 5:08:18 PM PDT by Krankor (N)
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To: decimon

Hmmmm.....and I thought our wild deer were becoming a problem.


3 posted on 07/19/2008 5:09:33 PM PDT by EggsAckley (If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?)
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To: Krankor
That headline, it sounds so...well, so sexual.

Well that's a leap.

4 posted on 07/19/2008 5:11:41 PM PDT by decimon
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We’ll see if you whistle a different tune after you’ve been savaged by a kangaroo.


5 posted on 07/19/2008 5:14:45 PM PDT by Krankor (N)
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To: Krankor

That’s what I thought.


6 posted on 07/19/2008 5:15:28 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote.)
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To: Krankor
That headline, it sounds so...well, so sexual.


You may have something there :)
7 posted on 07/19/2008 5:17:56 PM PDT by FORTRUTHONLY (Easy as 3.14159265358979323846...)
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We’ll see if you whistle a different tune after you’ve been savaged by a kangaroo.

Savaged or ravaged?

8 posted on 07/19/2008 5:20:53 PM PDT by decimon
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She was saved by dogboy, her son?


9 posted on 07/19/2008 5:22:26 PM PDT by blackdog
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"The whole town has been complaining about these kangaroos -- you can't drive down the street without swerving to miss them," he said.

Put a cattle catcher on the front of your truck and then don't swerve.

10 posted on 07/19/2008 5:26:14 PM PDT by Libertarianize the GOP (Make all taxes truly voluntary)
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Woman savaged by kangaroo saved by dog -- son

She was saved by her dyslexic godson?

11 posted on 07/19/2008 5:28:58 PM PDT by TheWasteLand
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To: Libertarianize the GOP
In the 60's my grandmother came home from a world trip and had to bring home about 100 cans of Kangaroo meat. It was really, really good.

You'd think some problems would just take care of themselves.

12 posted on 07/19/2008 5:29:14 PM PDT by blackdog
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To: Libertarianize the GOP

Time for the spotlights, rifles with plenty of ammo, and a good Landrover.


13 posted on 07/19/2008 5:30:25 PM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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14 posted on 07/19/2008 5:33:21 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Libertarianize the GOP; blackdog

I think there’s likely a hefty fine for harming those mama jumpers.


15 posted on 07/19/2008 5:33:33 PM PDT by decimon
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It’s not the breed, it’s the owners.


16 posted on 07/19/2008 5:37:26 PM PDT by Crawdad (If you're in a fair fight, your tactics suck.)
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She was saved by dogboy, her son?

Ewww. That's even more disgusting.
17 posted on 07/19/2008 5:38:26 PM PDT by Krankor (N)
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I think there’s likely a hefty fine for harming those mama jumpers.

Accidents happen, you really can't be held accountable if one jumps in front of your truck?

18 posted on 07/19/2008 5:38:42 PM PDT by Libertarianize the GOP (Make all taxes truly voluntary)
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To: Krankor

“That headline, it sounds so...well, so sexual.”

You got problems son.


19 posted on 07/19/2008 5:39:21 PM PDT by dljordan
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Mmmm. Looks like the Errol Flynn of kangaroos.


20 posted on 07/19/2008 5:43:39 PM PDT by Krankor (N)
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