What you mean "we" Kimosabe? I pay attention!
For a variety of pathological reasons there are those folks in this world who like to harrass others who've done nothing to them and mean them no harm.
I'm guessing that Dawkins preliminary problem is a narrow urethra, followed by a pilonidal cyst, compounded with Peronie's syndrome, and spastic colitis.
Makes him want to get even with others!
No doubt he could get some relief with more workouts and strict observace of the correct diet.