I was sure that that was a joke. Apparently it’s not.
Listen up, idiot. Subway is doing you a favor hiring your useless blob of flesh to make sandwiches. They exist to make money, not to serve your liberal ego. They have to pay you the minimum wage because that’s the law, but you aren’t worth the price of the plastic bags with your attitude. Put the rings back in and go apply for a job with the democrat party. They like lazy, self-absorbed idiots like you.
Several things annoy me about this.
This idiot has a column?! Obviously the paper likes him because they call him “a rising freshman.”
If he were worth anything as an employee, he would get more hours.
What is he saying about the plastic bags? Should each customer get an unwrapped sandwich? Should the sandwich be wrapped in paper only? Should the customer be required to bring in a plastic bag? Should there be one plastic bag for each 10 customers?
This kid is obviously already a raving lunatic of a leftist wacko. He’ll go far in the democrat party.