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Posted on 07/18/2008 5:47:38 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
07/18/2008 6:30:58 AM PDT
by
LongElegantLegs
(We are all humans, and humans poo.)
To: Responsibility2nd
42
posted on
07/18/2008 6:31:28 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Yo prometo lealtad a la bandera de los Estados Unidos de America, y a la Republica que representa...)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Her success rate is probably 60%.Astounding!
Around our place, the chipmunks have too many places to escape. (read; junk)
Our word for all those things is; RAT.
The chipmunks are wood rats, the bunnies are lawn rats, squirels are tree rats, and of course there are "sky rats" as well.
She has learned that when I say "RAT" she knows enough not to look at me, but look where I'm looking.
43
posted on
07/18/2008 6:32:15 AM PDT
by
Designer
(We are SO scrood!)
To: LongElegantLegs
44
posted on
07/18/2008 6:32:18 AM PDT
by
Coffee200am
("We should all be living in mud huts and riding bicycles to avoid killing the polar bears..."/s)
To: Coffee200am
45
posted on
07/18/2008 6:32:53 AM PDT
by
Coffee200am
("We should all be living in mud huts and riding bicycles to avoid killing the polar bears..."/s)
To: Responsibility2nd
Mah spooooooon is too big.
46
posted on
07/18/2008 6:33:13 AM PDT
by
LongElegantLegs
(We are all humans, and humans poo.)
To: LongElegantLegs
It’s a good thing ceiling cat is where Jesse Jackson can’t get him. Otherwise he’d get his nuts cut off.
47
posted on
07/18/2008 6:33:47 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Yo prometo lealtad a la bandera de los Estados Unidos de America, y a la Republica que representa...)
To: Lucky9teen
A man boarded a plane with 6 rowdy kids. After they finally got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, “Are all of those kids yours?”
He replied,”No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.”
48
posted on
07/18/2008 6:35:18 AM PDT
by
Rightly Biased
(Courage is not the lack of fear it is acting in spite of it<><)
To: Conspiracy Guy
I've got the doggy blues
To: Responsibility2nd
50
posted on
07/18/2008 6:39:47 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Yo prometo lealtad a la bandera de los Estados Unidos de America, y a la Republica que representa...)
To: Lucky9teen
51
posted on
07/18/2008 6:40:07 AM PDT
by
Coffee200am
("We should all be living in mud huts and riding bicycles to avoid killing the polar bears..."/s)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Responsibility2nd
53
posted on
07/18/2008 6:42:10 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Yo prometo lealtad a la bandera de los Estados Unidos de America, y a la Republica que representa...)
To: All
To: LongElegantLegs
LOL! I woke up waaaaay too early this morning, I’d gladly take that evil latte!
55
posted on
07/18/2008 6:44:37 AM PDT
by
Vor Lady
(Diplomacy without arms is like music without instruments. Alexander the Great)
To: Responsibility2nd
56
posted on
07/18/2008 6:44:58 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Yo prometo lealtad a la bandera de los Estados Unidos de America, y a la Republica que representa...)
To: Lucky9teen
After a hardy rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddle through her kitchen window.
The older of the two, a five year old lad, grabbed his sibling by the back of his head and shoved his face into the water hole.
As the boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother runs to the yard in a panic.
“Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?!” she asks as she shook the older boy in anger.
“We were just playing ‘church’ mommy,” he said.
“And I was just baptizing him.....in the name of the Father, the Son and in...the hole-he-goes.”
57
posted on
07/18/2008 6:49:29 AM PDT
by
spotbust1
(Procrastinators of the world unite . . . . .tomorrow!!!)
To: Responsibility2nd
Next time anyone finds a live troll, feel free to use this…
58
posted on
07/18/2008 6:50:02 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Yo prometo lealtad a la bandera de los Estados Unidos de America, y a la Republica que representa...)
To: Designer
If I say Bird, she looks up.
If I say Squirrel she looks at the top of the privacy fence, their super highway.
If I say chipmunk, she looks down at the base of our various bird feeders.
My wife and I sit on the screened in porch and watch her keeping vigil from the attached deck.
She is really smart and never tries to eat the chipmunks. She is always ready to have her picture made with her trophy.
We call her Crazy Lu.
59
posted on
07/18/2008 6:53:01 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(I voted Republican because no Conservatives were running. FREE LAZAMATAZ)
To: Responsibility2nd
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