: I am here to educate you about the single biggest threat to our planet. You see, there is something out there which threatens our very existence and may be the end to the human race as we know it. I'm talking, of course, about Manbearpig. It is a creature which roams the Earth alone. It is half man, half bear, and half pig. Some people say that Manbearpig isn't real. Well , I'm here to tell you now, Manbearpig is very real, and he most certainly exists—I'm cereal. Manbearpig doesn't care who you are or what you've done. Manbearpig simply wants to get you. I'm super cereal. But have no fear, because I am here to save you. And someday, when the world is rid of Manbearpig, everyone will say, "Thank you Al Gore—you're super awesome!" The end.
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To: absolootezer0; AmericanMade1776; AppyPappy; april15Bendovr; arbooz; Aria; avacado; Bahbah; ...
I'm here to pimp...er...uh...I mean....pump...you up about new energy....
2 posted on
07/17/2008 11:30:58 AM PDT by
Lucky9teen
(We dont have 2 go 2 a madhouse 2 find disordered minds; earth is the mental institution of theworld)
To: Lucky9teen
"Ich Bin Ein Elm"
Gore and his Brown (nee; green, or ecru) shirts will soon be on the march.
3 posted on
07/17/2008 11:31:44 AM PDT by
keithtoo
(Why aren't the Republicans running a presidential candidate this year?)
To: Lucky9teen
LOL. He’s working on the clinton lip thing. Keep practicing big al, keep practicing.
4 posted on
07/17/2008 11:32:24 AM PDT by
stevio
(Crunchy Con - God, guns, guts, and organically grown crunchy nuts.)
To: Lucky9teen
5 posted on
07/17/2008 11:35:19 AM PDT by
isthisnickcool
(OBAMA IS AN ARAB! _NEENER_NEENER!)
To: Lucky9teen
"Does this ginormous abdomen make me look fat?"
6 posted on
07/17/2008 11:37:11 AM PDT by
xDGx
To: Lucky9teen
"Please to meet you, my adoring peon. How does my Jon Stewart imitation look?
7 posted on
07/17/2008 11:39:14 AM PDT by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Drill Here! Drill Now! Pay Less! Sign the petition at http://www.americansolutions.com/)
To: Lucky9teen
How do I add the image tags on FR? I have never figured it out on this danged board. It's not
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inserted and then is it? Then I'll be able to add a caption.
8 posted on
07/17/2008 11:39:33 AM PDT by
fightinbluhen51
("...If it moves, tax it, if it moves faster, regulate it, if it stops, subsidies it.")
To: Lucky9teen
"Thank you all for coming, and may the Polar Bear be with you!"
9 posted on
07/17/2008 11:40:52 AM PDT by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Drill Here! Drill Now! Pay Less! Sign the petition at http://www.americansolutions.com/)
To: Lucky9teen
"And this here is my Angry Bill Clinton imitation."
11 posted on
07/17/2008 11:42:00 AM PDT by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Drill Here! Drill Now! Pay Less! Sign the petition at http://www.americansolutions.com/)
To: Lucky9teen
"Oh Great Gaia! How we worship you! Sieg Heil! Seig Heil!"
14 posted on
07/17/2008 11:43:18 AM PDT by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Drill Here! Drill Now! Pay Less! Sign the petition at http://www.americansolutions.com/)
To: Lucky9teen
Well, one good thing can be said for Dumboears Obama. Obama makes Al Bore look semi-intelligent compared to the empty-suited Flip-flopping, AntiAmerican, Stealth Muslim HUSSEIN!
Outside of that, Gore is a dimwitted Idiot. Thank GOD, America that he lost Fair and Square in 2000!
15 posted on
07/17/2008 11:43:32 AM PDT by
NOBAMA in 08
(An Empty Suited Opportunist with No Redeeming Value!)
To: Lucky9teen
"I don't get no respect!"
16 posted on
07/17/2008 11:44:24 AM PDT by
workerbee
(Vote for Obama? No thanks, I already have a messiah.)
To: Lucky9teen
"Who the frik' just yelled 'the Earth is cooling!'"
23 posted on
07/17/2008 11:49:59 AM PDT by
avacado
To: Lucky9teen
The environmental community frowns upon your shenanigans.
“The conservatives told me what to go do to myself, so I did. Unnngh!”
26 posted on
07/17/2008 11:59:23 AM PDT by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Lucky9teen
28 posted on
07/17/2008 12:00:01 PM PDT by
freekitty
(Give me back my conservative vote.)
To: Lucky9teen
See, this is how you crush dissent.
To: Lucky9teen
"Did I leave the iron on? Ah, who cares!?"
30 posted on
07/17/2008 12:02:59 PM PDT by
thefactor
(the innocent shall not suffer nor the guilty go free...)
To: Lucky9teen
Somebody mentioned on here last week that he’s lost weight and might be bucking for the VP spot. Whoever it was is right. He HAS lost some weight. Could afford to lose some more, too.
31 posted on
07/17/2008 12:04:02 PM PDT by
Hoffer Rand
(0bambi: the audacity of hype)
To: Lucky9teen
“Thank you. David Brock will now light on my fist.”
32 posted on
07/17/2008 12:04:29 PM PDT by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Lucky9teen
Aren't these flags supposed to be red with little hammer and sickles?
33 posted on
07/17/2008 12:21:16 PM PDT by
Tzimisce
(How Would Mohammed Vote? Obama for President!)
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