- Hope Nut: ends wars, establishes peace on earth, helps blondes keep their hair color longer.
- Change Nut: helps with spiritual, psychological, and socioeconomic insights.
- Audacity Nut: balances aura and enhances the magical properties of other nuts.
- Utopia Nut: navigational aid in spiritual journeys, facilitates psychic visions. If used for the common good, gives the power of prophecy
- Hegemonut: promotes oneness by eliminating otherness.
- Articunut: gives eloquence and self confidence, helps to become clean and articulate.
- Amazonut: brings out the inner woman and helps to fight back male oppression.
- Shri Nutra: induces mental health and prevents madness
- Bija Manutra: feel-good emotions, easy flow of relationships, "seeing" music.
- Blue Goldnut: sets one dreaming, reminds that everyone deserves glitter and excitement in life.
- Aquamanut: a good luck nut to bring feelings of peace, love, joy, and sex with dolphins.
- Meteonut: success stimulator, power action nut. Join with others to realize your full potential (advance career through sex).
- Mandanut: enjoy geometric patterns representing the Universe, experience oneness with any individual entity of your choice.
- Communut: experience oneness with the community and all major progressive movements.
- Rollonut: helps to stay in touch with useful people. - Fossilnut: connect to the past on a personal level and in a cosmic sense.
- Limonut: protects limousine liberals from class envy.
- Cosmonut: helps to explore un-chartered territory and to develop a map of your own consciousness.
- Kryptonut: takes power away from certain opponents of progress.
- Hairy Lassie: promotes self-sacrifice and service to the community.
- Control Nut: stimulates communication with animals and political opponents.
- Denial Nut: blocks negative thoughts and emotions, grounds energy. Prevents bad dreams and thoughtcrime.
- Moon Nut: promotes hope and change, unblocks all emotions, but will lose its shine if separated from the owner.
- Achilles Nut: the only nut that can be an impediment as it promotes logic, rational thinking, and understanding of objective reality.
