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To: DallasDeb

“So who created the super-intelligent purple space squids?”

It was the chicken. No wait, it was the egg.


5 posted on 07/16/2008 1:07:46 PM PDT by AmericanHunter
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To: AmericanHunter; DallasDeb

So, who created the creator of the super-intelligent purple space squids? Who created the creator of the creator of the super-intelligent purple space squids? Who created the creator of the creator of the creator of the super-intelligent purple space squids?


6 posted on 07/16/2008 1:18:30 PM PDT by mnehring
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Nick: Here’s a thought.
Let’s get an egg and start our own chicken farm.
We’ll have all the eggs we can eat.
Fetcher: Right. We’ll need a chicken.
No. We need an egg first.
That’s where you get the chicken.
Cobblers. Without a chicken, where do you get an egg?
Nick: From the chicken that comes from the egg.
Fetcher: But you need an egg to have a chicken.
Nick: But you get the chicken to get the egg.
Then you get the egg... the chicken out.
Fetcher: Hang on. Let’s go over this again.

Nick: The egg, obviously. Rolling along, happy as Larry, then crack!
- Hatches into the first chicken. -
Fetcher: But where’d the egg come from?
Nick: What do you mean?
Fetcher: Egg comes rolling along, happy as Larry.
It’s wondering, where’d it come from?
Without a chicken, you get no egg to come rolling along.
Nick: Without an egg, you get no chicken
to lay the other egg that hatches into the chicken I mentioned.
Fetcher: We got two eggs now?
Nick: No, we’re still talking about the first egg.
Fetcher: What about the first chicken?
It’s in the first egg.


8 posted on 07/16/2008 1:20:05 PM PDT by null and void (Barack Obama - International Man of Mystery...)
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