[beezdotcom]

I’m voting for the guy needing to get a pellet gun and a shovel.

No, it's too late for that...he made the mistake of advertising his contempt for the animal, and now he'll be blamed for ANYTHING that happens to it.

[woollyone]

of course they’d have to find kitty.

Shovels work in all kinds of soils in counties far and wide.

“...huh?...I dunno...I haven’t seen it...I wuz thankful the neighbor finally got manners, cuz I figgered the neighbor took that kitty inside, a few days back while I wuz outta town...camping.”