[definitelynotaliberal]

Bipedal mammals commit their litters to lives of crime when they give them names like Devondre, Darris, Derry, etc.. And we pussyfoot around the issue. CCW would’ve been great.

[Osage Orange]

You really think their names cause them to do crimes?

I can think of a handful of folks I know with "different" sounding/looking names...and they didn't turn out like these perps.

MOLON LABE